Murphy's Military Laws: 1.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Murphy's MilitaryLaws:3. Friendly fire ain't..

Murphy's Military Laws:4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Murphy's Military Laws:5.The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

Murphy's Military Laws:6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Murphy's Military Laws:8. Incoming fire has the right of way..

Murphy's Military Laws:9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Murphy's Military Laws:10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Murphy's Military Laws:11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Murphy Military Laws:12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions

Murphy's Military Laws:13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Murphy's Military Laws:14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Murphy's Military Laws:15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants

Murphy's Military Laws:16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.